Things I forgot to mention about Berlin: at the Museum of Medical History they had an exhibit on gay London culture in the 1700s, aka "Molly culture." They had "Molly talk" and "Molly names," with examples of "Molly tallow-dipper," "Molly primrose," and "Little Miss Sweet lips." The children are so blond and so perfect and adorable. We saw wonderful Man Ray polaroids. And so much more. It was great!

Copenhagen is also great, but compared to Berlin it is like New York and Boston. We are staying in what is like a trendy area of Cambridge, accordingly. In my absence my parents have started some sort of Facebook cold war. The German Swiss who is couchsurfing here just mentioned wanting to go to a nightclub where he can "see people and be seen." Let's go!