Friday, November 14, 2008

Pun-Off 2008: Pete vs. Molly featuring guest appearance by Zan - Topic: will the walk to dinner tomorrow night be A Walk To Remember?

MJ: I'm glad it will be a Walk To Remember, because we will be going in a Shane Westward direction.
P: That's moore like it.
MJ: Pete, when I make puns with you, I feel (nicholas) SPARKS. Zan, you must be so jealous of our banter, you must want to grab a SHANK, MAN (Adam Shankman, director of A Walk To Remember). This email was great, truly nobody could have FOSHEEd it (Teresa Forsee, additional makeup artist).
Z: I just stopped in my tracks when I read this email. It was a balk to remember.
MJ: This email made me instantly start to repair my bathroom walls. It was a caulk to remember.
P: This is getting really corny - a stalk to remember.
MJ: Maybe we shouldn't get Mexican tomorrow at all - I know a great Asian fusion place on Bedford, A Wok To Remember.
P: Yeah, Bedford between 5th and 6th has like 5 asian restaurants - A Block To Remember.
MJ: ... afterwards we can stop at the Mini-Mini Market and I can buy A Frock To Remember (no dress-wearing for you, Pete, unless you want A Mock To Remember)!
P: No thanks, but afterwards I'd really like to stop by Reel Life and rent that Star Trek Miniseries - A Spock To Remember. Then after that I need to hit up Main Drag Music to by a Glockenspiel- A Glock To Remember. From there, we go to Radioshack so I can get a surge protector, to avoid a Shock To Remember. And then, I'd like to see if I can reconnect with that kid who briefly went to SIS...this is a stretch, but....a Danny Sprock To Remember.

Winner?

1 comment:

erica said...

the "frock to remember/mock to remember" combo made me laugh the hardest, but Pete wins the numbers game. Meanwhile, "balk to remember" is the most highbrow... put that one in the New Yorker.