NORM

Yesterday in Whole Foods Union Square, after Bikram Yoga, buying yuppie groceries such as basil, fiber pills, polenta, et al., I was rung up by a guy named Tyrell who is a filmmaker and told me I look like a filmmaker. When I told him I wasn't and I work at a desk, he looked disgusted and said, "I was wrong about you. You look like an artist turned into a norm." I've told this story to many of my close friends and will now share it with the internet because it's scary-accurate and I think I need to make a life change, like writing more, or a facial tattoo.