Number One Quote of the Day
(a bald man with sunglasses, a huge camera, and a golden retriever puppy walks by)
Meg and me: Aww, what a cute dog!
Man: Thanks!
Meg and me: What's her name?
Man: Sierra.
Meg and me: How old is she?
Man: Four and a half months.
Meg and me: Wow, people must stop you all the time to pet her.
Man: Well, if it gets me attention from pretty ladies, it's not such a bad thing.
Meg and me: (silence)
Man: There's nothing like this dog to remind me of how invisible I really am to everyone.
Meg and me: (silence)

Runner Up Quote of the Day: when the bosses left, another assistant showed me he was wearing moccasin slippers, and folded his feet leisurely and said "when the cats have gone away the mice come out to play." !!!