Which Cathy compilation title is your favorite? I have crossed out the ones that didn't make me smile.

What do you mean, I still don't have equal rights??! (1980)
What's a Nice Girl Like You Doing With a Double Bed (March 1981) ("double bed" - my favorite?)
I think I'm having a Relationship with a Blueberry Pie! (1981) (my favorite?)
Another Saturday Night of Wild and Reckless Abandon (September 1982)
A Mouthful of Breath Mints and No One to Kiss (August 1983)
Men should come with instruction booklets (August 1984) (I own this one! Sunita found it on the street and gave it to me on Valentine's day!)
Wake me up when I'm a size 5 (July 1985)
Thin thighs in thirty years (July 1986)
A hand to hold, an opinion to reject (August 1987)
Why do the right words always come out of the wrong mouth? (August 1988)
My Granddaughter Has Fleas! (August 1989)
$14 in the Bank and a $200 Face in My Purse (August 1990) (don't "get" this, is this like a Buffalo Bill thing?)
Only Love Can Break a Heart, But a Shoe Sale Can Come Close (August 1992)
Revelations From a 45-Pound Purse (August 1993)
The Child Within Has Been Awakened But the Old Lady on the Outside Just Collapsed (September 1994)
Understanding the "Why" Chromosome (August 1995)
Abs of Steel, Buns of Cinnamon (August 1997) (my favorite?)
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore (August 1998)
I'd Scream Except I Look So Fabulous (August 1999)
Shoes: Chocolate for the Feet (August 2000) (my favorite?)