People Magazine Halloween Headline Gmail Pun-Off
Starring Pete, Zan, Other Zan, and Molly

M: TRICK OR TWEET!: We sit down with the founder of Twitter to discuss the future of technology, the presidency, and just what he's dressing up as this Halloween!
Z: HAPPY HALLI-WEEN!: Geri Halliwell discusses love, life, and her secret candy apple recipe!
P: IRAQ-NOPHOBIA!: U.S. Soldiers discuss the horror of the ground war in Iraq, and why spiders totally freak them out!
M: THIRD DEGREE BOO-URN VICTMIS SPEAK OUT: "We're Not Freaks!" and/or GHOST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER SUFFERERS SPEAK OUT: "We're Not Freaks!"
Z: R. U AFRAID OF THE DARK?: R. Kelly discusses his new album Dark Chocolate and his Halloween plans!
O.Z.: MISCHIEF NIGHT: M. Night Shyamalan, the "bad boy" director of Hollywood, talks about fame, dealing with the critics, and why Halloween is his favorite holiday!
Z: DONNIE DARKO: Donnie Osmond on his battle with schizophrenia
M: HAUNTED "HOUSE": Hugh Laurie dishes on his character's dark side, and, also, CANDY KORN: Jonathan Davis proves this band's new album is a trick AND a treat!
P: HELLRAZOR: Troubled young women discuss their struggles with self-mutilation, and their sexiest halloween costumes!

I am proud of "ghost traumatic stress syndrome" but I think this round goes to Zan?