hmm maybe i should have chosen these careers instead of being a teacher

I could be very happy as a:

1. animal trainer
1a. racist dog deprogrammer - there must be a need for at least five of these "in real life" and not just in White Dog, right? This would perfectly combine my love of social work and doggies.
1b. dog trainer for dog shows
1c. dog groomer
1d. dog walker
1e. zoo trainer (cute animals only, no uglies)

2. mailwoman

3. chef

4. museum tour guide - this is applicable to my education degree I suppose
4a. at the Tenement Museum