DAD: Speaking of the difference between sending an email and posting on someone's wall, what's the deal with OIF?*
ME: OIF?
DAD: You know, Overintense Facebooking!
ME: ... is OIF a real term, or something you made up?
DAD: I mean, I made it up.**

*pronounced "oyyy-ff."
**also made up by my father this week: "vs;sri" - "very short; so read it," a direct and kinder response to "tl;dr."

This has been building a long time, but MySpace = officially not interesting; relevant.

I was named a Yelp Elite.
The air is very clear and blue up here.

Post a comment quiz, pt. 2: who is reading this with Google Reader?