I just drove my bike drunk for the first time!
With a helmet on!
And I did REALLY WELL!

I feel very deceived/uncomfortable by how old Demetri Martin really is, he's sort of like Rivers Cuomo for the next generation of girls.

Dear Diary, will we be able to find an apartment in Clinton Hill? (Found epic place in Greenpoint.) And Diary, when will the rest of the world finally "get into" As Good As It Gets-based humor?