Elizabeth Berkley was younger than me when she made Showgirls. She may have looked thirty-five, but she was actually only twenty.

I need to get a "real job" (not at a video store where you're paid minimum wage in cash) as soon as possible, and to start producing something great. I didn't wake up thinking Nomi Malone would inspire me to up the ante on the job search, but life is unpredictable.