Special top five list: 5 grossest things about my legs
5. Paleness (admittedly not that big a deal but five seemed like an appropriate list-number)
4. Tom's tan lines making the top of my feet white-white compared to the pasty-white
3. Mystery bruises
2. That my right leg is significantly more flexible than my left leg
1. Infinite layers of cuts, scabs and spontaneously bleeding spots and discolorations (see: mystery bruises) from falling off the bike
PS. pleasepleaseplease
3 comments:
pix or it never happenend!!!!
sarah, i recognize this plan to get me to post pictures of my bare legs on the internet, so that my bosses will find them, so that i will be fired from my job, so that you can get my job, and i do not fall for it.
i've been looking for avocado shakes in New York. Niceeeeeeeee
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