At Work #2 I have to use a large butcher knife, to cut blocks of soap. Lately I've been having reoccurring dreams - well, not even dreams, but visions - at night of cutting off my own right point finger on the job.

Ladies and gentlemen, let this be known as "foreshadowing."

Also, ladies and gentlemen, happy Chanuka/Chanukah/Chanukka/Chanukkah/Hanuka/Hanukah/Hanukka/Hanukkah.