Rich Bitch Wish List

1. Judi Rosen jeans so that the small logo tag on my butt would say "Rosen"
2. a. Rick's Picks pickled vegetable of the month subscription
b. some sort of lox subscription, so I could always have a constant supply of lox
3. Breathless, Band of Outsiders, and White Dog Criterion DVDs
4. a million Kobo soy candles
5. We Are Experienced by Danielle Levitt
6. a. the old globe I had in my room when I was little
b. a trip to Africa
c. to pet a tamed lion

Were health and money and time not an issue, every morning at breakfast in addition to some sort of grain-y warm thing to eat, I would arrange coffee (black with a tiny bit of sugar), orange juice (fresh, semi-pulpy), a Bloody Mary (spicy, with olives/mini-pickles), and water (icy) in a semi-circle and consume them, very slowly, rotating sips; reading a book or talking to friends about the previous night.