I think if I could interview anyone in a magazine profile (Penn Jilette and Kelsey Grammer excluded) it would be Tyler Perry. It blows my mind how prolific this 6'5" workhorse is. I would be up front and say, "look, Tyler, I know very little about you, but what I do know I find very interesting." In this dream scenario, he also has a tour bus I ride around with him on, complete with "funny sofas," you know?