I think if I could interview anyone in a magazine profile (Penn Jilette and Kelsey Grammer excluded) it would be Tyler Perry. It blows my mind how prolific this 6'5" workhorse is. I would be up front and say, "look, Tyler, I know very little about you, but what I do know I find very interesting." In this dream scenario, he also has a tour bus I ride around with him on, complete with "funny sofas," you know?

We won at Improdome at the PIT, which is sort of a dubious honor. Note that they got our name wrong, which doesn't really matter, since my emotional investment ultimately left after Caitlin wouldn't let us enter under "Poo's On First." But: my first time doing comedy as a "grown up" New Yorker. What an exciting Carrie Bradshaw moment!


I just found out that the couple in our building who has a Bernese Mountain Dog also has a Great Pyranees! Iwantoneiwantoneiwantone.

Dan on Penn Jilette: "he thinks he is a hero which makes him a poor villain - villains have to own their villainy, not just be bumblers."

Brilliant!

I am considering donating my eggs for thousands of dollars to one of those 1337 Jewish babymaking companies. Does anyone know anyone who has actually done this? It sort of weirds me out but six thousand dollars - food and utilities and an apartment for, like, six months! - for something so simple is hard to resist.

I've also been thinking about this a lot:



And with that, I am off to graduate.