The idea of this show is unbelievable and great. It's sold-out, and I think going would almost be an unbearable confession of comedy nerdiness, but you know you've officially "made it" when busy New Yorkers will pay thirty dollars to sit on a bus on a Saturday morning with your therapist and a hot dog and drive past your high school.

So I accidentally cut off my bangs on Friday night? According to my theory, one out of every four girls in the world can correctly cut hair based on feminine intuition alone. I thought I was that "one." I'm actually one of the 75 percent.

Before I cut off my bangs I won a contest at Work #2 to see who could convince and harangue the most customers to sign up for an email list. Winning made me feel sleazy and cheesy. I used the Urban Outfitters gift card to buy these:



Fingerless gloves, like Stephen Colbert or the White Stripes or Pinkberry, are really really popular for a reason.

Anything else? Oh yeah, Bodza the Hungarian golden retriever was the centerfold earlier this week on dailypuppy.com and he broke my heart.